1. Stay up until midnight cleaning, making sure your house is spotless
2. Hold a Christmas celebration for your children
3. Invite your family over for breakfast, and make sure to fix 10 different items
4. Leave your house when your family does, and go to your in-laws for the rest of the evening
5. Come home and go right to bed
6. Next morning, invite your in-laws over to breakfast, be sure to fix more food
7. Your daughter gets very sick; take her to InstaCare
8. Come home late & crash with her in bed next to you
9. You don't sleep all night
10. Get up in the morning and vomit - proceed with that for 24 hours
11. Ship your kids off to your parents because you are so ill and because your husband is on call for work.
12. Next day, both your children start vomiting - and you yourself are still sick.
You have no clean laundry, no clean dishes. Your house is such a mess, you don't know where to begin.
Still - no takers?