Anybody?
This is how you get your house to look like mine:~
1. Stay up until midnight cleaning, making sure your house is spotless
2. Hold a Christmas celebration for your children
3. Invite your family over for breakfast, and make sure to fix 10 different items
4. Leave your house when your family does, and go to your in-laws for the rest of the evening
5. Come home and go right to bed
6. Next morning, invite your in-laws over to breakfast, be sure to fix more food
7. Your daughter gets very sick; take her to InstaCare
8. Come home late & crash with her in bed next to you
9. You don't sleep all night
10. Get up in the morning and vomit - proceed with that for 24 hours
11. Ship your kids off to your parents because you are so ill and because your husband is on call for work.
12. Next day, both your children start vomiting - and you yourself are still sick.
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You have no clean laundry, no clean dishes. Your house is such a mess, you don't know where to begin.
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Still - no takers?
4 comments:
Oh my goodness, you poor things! If I had a way to ditch my kids for a while I would come and help you clean up (I actually love cleaning!). Thanks for all the comments, and I agree with you, messy hair on a little girl is no good! Your kids are adorable!
I feel for you. We have all been there. So sorry. You know another way to get your house that way....
read the Twilight series, that always works for me. ;)
When is your next opening? Who cares if you are throwing up 10 pounds is 10 pounds!! No but really, I'm sorry to hear that you've been sick! If you need Ben to come over for a few hours this week seriously send him over!!!
I can't believe I haven't turned on my computer since christmas and look what I missed...I will call you today!! How horrible!!! Nasty bug!!!
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